relationship

look, you need to sing and dance, ok

and dress like this and say "amen" and "hallelujah"

and read your bible *every day*

and come to church every sunday

and you have to witness to all your friends

and talk like this, using these big words,

and here's when you stand up, and here's when you sit down,

and here's when you fall down, see, when he touches you like that,

and you have to be happy all the time

and you have to tell everyone how happy Jesus made you

and how glad you are that it's not a religion it's a relationship.